imawalking-travesty:

i fucking love alex so much oh my god

jalexaremyhomeboys:

When I was like 8 or something, I was home alone with my brothers and I was taking a bath just minding my own business. Then all of a sudden my dick was standing up and really hard and all that usual boner stuff. I didn’t know what it was because my family is full of assholes who didn’t tell me anything about puberty so I was freaking out. I literally started crying and screaming and I thought it was going to fall off and that I was going to have to go to the hospital and oh my god I think I can honestly say that it was probably the most terrifying thing I have ever experienced. So then my brother runs in and sees me and starts laughing uncontrollably so I start crying even harder because he used to only laugh at me when something really bad was happening to me and he called my other brother in there and they were both laughing and I was screaming at them to stop laughing while I was crying and asking them what it was and ugh it was terrible. So then when they calmed down they told me that it was a super power I had and all the boys in our family had it and that I just needed to learn to control it but I couldn’t talk about it with anyone but them because when you have super powers you can’t tell anyone or you’ll get jealous villains. So I kept my secret and I spent so long trying to control those powers and I got so frustrated because I couldn’t get it to come back no matter how hard I tried. Then a couple weeks later I got it again (when I wasn’t trying) and I was walking around the house all proud like “oh everyone look at my powers I got it” and my mom saw it and almost screamed and then she explained the truth to me it was really disappointing.

sobbing omffg

theamericankid:

WTF did I just watch?

b4nds-and-nut3lla:

OH MY FUCKING JESUS CHRIST OH LORD

PLEASE VIOLATE ME ALL OVER THE PLACE

omfg im crying

omfg sex me up

love me down

FUCK ME, ALEXANDER.

infinityonsigh:

infinityonsigh:

i have engraved “pete wentz is a faggot” into every desk ive ever sat at in school and today in assembly our whole year was asked “who here likes pete wentz” and i alMSOT CRIED because i thought they had him in for a visit or s/t and i was liKE I  DO OFMG and then they gave me a detention and made me write an essay about why vandalism is wrong

for all u skeptics out there

thatmickguy:

in history today everyone started hysterically laughing because of something they found in one of the text books

and i was like “what is it”

so they showed me this

Remember that time i clawed John’s leg and then got a picture of it. Lmfao.

lefthimdyingtogetin:

All Time Low - Dear Maria, count me in. (Acapella)

Download link: http://www.flvto.com/download/index/id/136932768/title/All_Time_Low_-_Dear_Maria_Count_Me_In_Acapella

lyricsandlaughter:

iammattbarnescurry:

realbigplansandsuchbadth0ughts:

hotmesscobrastyle:

SIGNING ALL THE CD’S - MATT BARNES & MAX HELYER

Signing All The CD’S

Signing All The CD’S

Signing All The CD’S

He Signed the CD

Who Signed the CD

Matt Signed  the CD

Did He Sign the CD?

I Just Signed the CD

(From the video) (Download)

 omfg let me love you

best song ever

i have this on my ipod. no shame.

baconvibes:

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ircimages:

My dog tree finally started to grow

joshuafuckingfranceschi:

ok so i just wanted a video of him saying “i am joshua fucking franceschi” but ofc because he was under the influence and being a show off he made it better yh lol enjoy