January 2012
walking into a white girl at school
me: sorry
her: omg it's ok don't worry things happen
walking into a black girl at school
me: sorry
her: BITCH WHAT THE FUCK WATCH WHERE THE FUCK YOU'RE GOING I WENT THROUGH FUCKIN SLAVERY I DON'T DESERVE THIS SHIT FUCKIN WHITE PEOPLE WHAT THE FUCK BITCH HOE NIGGA
December 2011
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So
iwannafeelweightless-:
Alex likes girls like this
Jack likes girls like this
Rian likes girls like this
Zack likes girls like this
And then there’s me
person 1: hey why did the guitarist get arrested
person 2: idk why
person 1: for fingering A Minor
person 2: haha
person 1: come on that's not funny he's a fucking pedophile dude
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1000bodies:
scrolls past your “this won’t make ur blog ugly” post to reblog band members doing gay things
black person: I hate white people
everyone: true dat
white person: I hate black people
everyone: RACIST!
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masturbatewithacheesegrater:
if the maine play my heroine in jan its gonna be really difficult to restrain myself from jumping on stage and humping johns leg
After all we're actors on a stage.:... →
americanhustler:
averyhustlerchristmas:
i-guess-ill-go-home-now:
You say bedtime stories I say LULLABIES You say Coke I say POPPIN CHAMPAGNE You say stand up I say WE ALL FALL DOWN You like to draw hearts I like to draw CIRCLES You say Nick, Joe and Kevin I say ALEX,…
peensylvania:
if you feel the need to comment on every single post you reblog there is something severely wrong with you please go see a doctor
maxx-danznigger:
Forgetting how much you need your favourite band until those nights where they’re the only thing that takes your mind off everything
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Civilized Debate With All Time Low
Rian: That's a dumb answer
Alex: You're a dumb answer
Rian: You're dumb
Alex: Your mom's dumb
Rian: Nice eyebrows
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Band member: Hi, nice to meet you!
Me: I can't believe I'm actually talking to you, and breathing the same air! Oh my gosh, I'll never wash these lungs again. sldkjfhglkjdf
Band member: *laughs*
Me: *laughs*
Band member: So do you want me to sign something?
Me: Let's make beautiful babies.
Band member: What?
Me: What?
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me:
Band member:
Me: I asked if you could sign my.... poster.
Band member: I could have sworn you just said -
Me: Poster.
Band member: But -
Me: Poster.
alex-gask4rth:
when i first listened to all time low i didn’t ever think i would love them so much to the point where it hurts
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Teacher: "Turn the lights off"
Me: "CARRY ME HOME! NANANANANAnANANANANANANANANANANANANANA!"
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Concerts are kind of like sex.
I mean
you’re sweating
the lead singer is sweating over you
looking down at you and smiling at you underneath him
you’re screaming at the top of your lungs
he’s panting after each song
and after the last song
it’s over
your hair is totally fucked up
and he’s putting his shirt back on
and you’re just standing in the crowd like
can I get pregnant from this?
towritefanfictiononherarms:
“Disrespect your master, you suffer the consequences. One more snarky comment out of you guys I’ll reduce the daily limit to 150.” David Karp growls as he pours coffee on the Tumblr service board
teacher: e-mail me the assignment by monday. I'll need your e-mail address.
me:
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me: tastybitch69@aol.com
“It’s going to be okay, you know that right? It will be okay, everything will be...”
– Alex Gaskarth (to me)
rememberingsuunday:
happy because all time low
sad because all time low
screaming because all time low
crying because all time low
dancing because all time low
pissed off because all time low
life because all time low